Have an il-Lumon-ating Birthday (Severance) Card

You must abandon childish folly as you grow one year older. It’s time for you to grow up or rather just grow as Mr. Milchick said. Lumon wants you to enjoy each birthday equally, so they made sure to create the most mysterious and important birthday card on the market. It even comes with defiant jazz experience and of course a waffle party. 

5% of sales go to Metro Trans Umbrella Group in Saint Louis, Missouri

Created by a Queer Women-Owned Business in Saint Louis

Size: A2, 4.25"x5.5”

Interior: Blank

Envelope color may vary

Sentiment: Have an il-Lumon-ating Birthday